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makesdirtywordssoundpretty:

What that’s genius!
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aquagrunt:

I cannot get over this tweet
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tungstens:

we all have a favorite eyebrow

(Source: factota)

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nosdrinker:

me at ikea: where’s the monkey

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fagbarbie:

*doesn’t have internet access for a week*

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  • english is not their first language: Hello! I'm sorry if my English isn't very good.
  • english is their first language: hte fuckign
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ostracizedpoodle:

I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions